The Mooooooo Cows

"We Love Our Cows And They Love Us!"

Yellow Cow

• Description: Our other unique variety of cow, is the yellow cow. One interesting property of this cow is that instead of "mooing" they gurgle. Are you worried about their weight and how to transport them? Don't fret! They weigh roughly the same as a stick of butter and you can take them to McDonald's with you! Our yellow cows don't eat hay but rather enjoy scarfing down french fries. But don't call them out on this! They are known to be embarrassed easily. If you do, they'll probably turn red and poop.



• Price: $510 per cow



• Warranty: If your cow is damaged upon arrival you can send it back in the first week for a full refund. If your cow is lost we accept no responsibility.



• Background: All of our yellow cows come from Saudi Arabia and are raised free range. They are received by our company when they reach the age of 3 months. When they reach maturity at one year we are then able to sell them to you!