The Mooooooo Cows

"We Love Our Cows And They Love Us!"

Orange Cow

• Description: Our orange cows are especially unique. Their color is not the only factor of this though. Instead of "mooing" they "bark". But as an extra bonus they sing! Unfortunatly the only song they sing is "Car Wash" by Rose Royce. It is a lovely song isn't it? Even though orange cows are average size they weigh a ton! Instead of hay, orange cows eat people. But never fear, if you're wearing anything pink you'll be safe! They are allergic to the color pink. Another way you can be safe is if you're a computer teacher. They LOVE computer teachers!



• Price: $652 per cow



• Warranty: If your cow is damaged upon arrival you can send it back in the first week for a full refund. If your cow is lost we accept no responsibility.



• Background: All of our orange cows come from Canada and are raised free range. They are received by our company when they reach the age of 3 months. When they reach maturity at one year we are then able to sell them to you!