The Mooooooo Cows

"We Love Our Cows And They Love Us!"

Blue Cow

• Description: Our blue cows are very spectacular! One of the things that makes them spectacular is they live forever so you never have to worry about crying over your dead cow! Some more characteristics about blue cows are they will always be happy and they like to swim in pools (the pool should have no chlorine in it because it will harm the cows skin). Instead of eating hay and grass they only eat strawberries and drink purple Kool-Aid.



• Price: $820 per cow



• Warranty: If your cow is damaged upon arrival you can send it back in the first week for a full refund. If your cow is lost we accept no responsibility.



• Background: All of our blue cows come from California and are raised free range. They are received by our company when they reach the age of 3 months. When they reach maturity at one year we are then able to sell them to you!